MashedTech

Here's how it went down:

1. Ups leaves package as shown in photo.
2. Open door, handle stuck
3. Call maintenance
4. Maintenance removes package, let's you out
5. Maintenance explains to you why you couldn't open the door
6. Maintenance leaves
7. Now, outside your apartment, you put the package into the position as maintenance explained it was
8. You take photo and post it on the internet
9. You remove the package and enter your apartment

HE WAS WATCHING SO MUCH SPORTS AND GETTING SO DRUNK HIS WIFE HAD TO UNPLUG THE TV AND THROW THE BEER IN THE TRASH. Isn't that quirky and relatable? Dare I say demure?

What do we need a mattress for?

They're all run on cloud, for commercial products.

No shit coffee on your feed my friend? I'm sorry, but this is a DEMOCRACYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

What the fuck.

It was a good night, right?

You don't say...😏

Dried up

Me + You = fun

I need context This is intriguing.

Wait, have I ever said that? I don't understand where it's implied. I don't think I ever implied that...