Malfeasant

joined 1 year ago
[–] Malfeasant 2 points 5 months ago

under the age of 40

I'm pushing 50 and I won't call if there's a website...

[–] Malfeasant 3 points 5 months ago

My wife... She will never stop buying from Amazon no matter how shitty they become. She was refusing to go to Wendy's for a while because they were considering surge pricing, she swore up and down she would not reward a company for doing that - so I said what about Amazon? How often does prime get you free shipping anymore? And with streaming, now you have to watch ads when you didn't before... But of course that's all "different".

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 5 months ago

Surely nobody would go on the internet and tell lies...

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Try '80s. Get off my lawn.

[–] Malfeasant 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is so fetch.

[–] Malfeasant 5 points 5 months ago

Then quick cuts all over the place. Just makes me disoriented.

It's been like that for at least 20 years... I took a (paid) survey way back when I had a girlfriend who was into that sort of thing, and they had me watch a movie trailer and give feedback on it, and that was my comment, that it was just so much rapid fire cutting every less than 2 seconds I couldn't even follow what was going on - the survey taker looked at me like I had a third arm and basically refused to take my comment.

[–] Malfeasant 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"have you tried not being poor?"

[–] Malfeasant 6 points 5 months ago
[–] Malfeasant 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I live in Phoenix, our airport is called sky harbor...

[–] Malfeasant 21 points 5 months ago

Every accusation is a confession...

[–] Malfeasant 1 points 5 months ago

HE SAID "YOUR SWEET, SWEET BALLOON KNOT. FOREVER, TAKING THAT HOT DEMON GEL. ASK KAGE."

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 5 months ago

If people kept setting fire to your house with a flamethrower, would you care about the quality or effectiveness of the flamethrower?

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