Malfeasant

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[–] Malfeasant 2 points 8 months ago

If your employer is halfway decent, sure. Unfortunately some (like mine) will start denying pto requests once you hit 2 weeks. So then you say "fine, I'll take it unpaid" and they say "that's not an option." The fuck it is...

[–] Malfeasant 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You know what Stuart? I like you.

[–] Malfeasant 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Even when my wife & son were both in the ER with it, my daughter and I tested negative. I had pneumonia once and then bronchitis a couple times, still tested negative. I'm convinced I have a weird immune system and just won't ever test positive even if I have it.

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 8 months ago

I mean, it's not untrue...

[–] Malfeasant 0 points 8 months ago

Please provide one example

Kind of implies that you think it never happens...

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 8 months ago

Nonono, that's a stupid puzzle game. The word you're looking for is sardaukar.

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There are lots of reasons this wouldn't work, but yours isn't one of them. Plenty of coastal cities have already done this on a small scale, whole neighborhoods are built on fill- back bay in Boston, marina district in San Francisco just to name a couple. And as a bonus, a good strong earthquake turns it to soup, so every so often you can wipe the slate clean and start over.

[–] Malfeasant 1 points 8 months ago

Shoot the hostage.

[–] Malfeasant 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's absurd to think that never happens. It's not absurd to think that doesn't happen as often as cops killing someone.

[–] Malfeasant 1 points 8 months ago

Fatass here- the second part doesn't require the first part.

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What if your wife already won't have sex with you? Asking for a friend...

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 8 months ago

You get YOUR head out of your ass.

When was the last time you accurately predicted the next 20 years?

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