Granted, but right after you get the wish to wish 3 times from a perfect genie, you get a heart attack and die before you can make additional wishes. The monkey paw is then found by the person you were closest too, and a finger on the paw curls...
Edit: Alt: you get the heart attack and are taken unconscious to the hospital, and someone else gets your perfect genie and steals your idea. Except this person is extremely malicious and makes wishes that makes life for everyone on earth terrible.
Yup, but also means pope, so my dad would joke about the potato pope
Dang it, I corrected it to the wrong thing.
I never use Papi so I didn't remember if it had one
Not all Nazis worked at the death camps either, so it's fine.
In case anyone is curious as to why, here's a direct quote from them in Fairphone forum:
As mentioned, it is the 10 year anniversary. That is a long time and I need to move onto other projects in life.
They also have this for those looking to replace Mull: https://divestos.org/pages/browsers
Funny they say France is Father Christmas but Spain it's Daddy Christmas when they're the same words technically. Maybe they confused Papá with Papí?
CEOs hate this one trick!
Done, but they're a buggy mess.
Would it be worth it?
It twists them both equally, but up don't know exactly how the twist might be usually. Sometimes it could be something that takes years to take effect. Sometimes minutes. Sometimes you might notice the effect yourself into later.
I think the wrong message will be sent.
The message will be "if you're going to off a CEO, you might as well include the whole board and any other CEO you can because the punishment is the same."
The situation is so bad over there it took me awhile to think of how this could be made bad.
I'd go with:
Granted, but groceries and water go up in price 1000% because a war breaks out and a bioweapon has been used on the nation's food supply.
It's definitely a very hyperbolic example.
But it holds nonetheless.
Doesn't matter you didn't make the meme, you served the same purpose as the one that did.