LemonDrop

Took her on a first date, she couldn't stop looking at her phone. Went back home, checked if she arrived safe, and never said a word after that.

Dich

While scrolling, I thought it was Rammstein, then had to take a better look.

Buy it back

I have bad news, my friend

DIY perks

This is why context matters. Said that once, never saw them again.

Do you mean this?

Well, I beg to differ

Man City... ahem

Something made me upvote before reading anything. I think I want that stick

That cat knows how to fix old chevys