Kiefciman

joined 1 year ago
[–] Kiefciman 29 points 4 months ago

Cultured ai

[–] Kiefciman 4 points 4 months ago

Fart into the dutch oven. Give the food a farty taste

[–] Kiefciman 3 points 4 months ago

"2 guys 1 fart - original mix"

[–] Kiefciman 4 points 4 months ago

Fart towards a lighter and channel the fartflame towards a non-inflamable canvas and enjoy the result

[–] Kiefciman 6 points 4 months ago

Give this man a masters degree innfartology

[–] Kiefciman 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I shall train hard to achieve this power

[–] Kiefciman 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Kiefciman 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

How can a man fart at will? Wont he run out of gases eventually? Or swallowing air does the trick? Also now I aapire to become a professional fartist too

[–] Kiefciman 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But what if the quality and composition of the fecale matter is shittier than shit? Then the fart quality would be compromised

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Farting (self.lemmyshitpost)
submitted 4 months ago by Kiefciman to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Farting is an essential day to day activity. It helps maintain a healthy lifestyle and keeps bloating away. There are multiple types of farts, but the most common way to categorize them is by the loudness/stinkyness ratio. Essentially, the louder the fart, the less stinky (fully silent farts are the most nocive for surrounding victims). Farting can be enjoyed alone or can be turned into a group activity.

[–] Kiefciman 3 points 1 year ago

Why the downvotes tho? :(

[–] Kiefciman 1 points 1 year ago
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[qtile] eww (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Kiefciman to c/unixporn
 
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