JustAManOnAToilet

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[–] JustAManOnAToilet 2 points 1 year ago

He would walk into a bar, snap his fingers, and half the patrons would disappear so he could have their drinks.

[–] JustAManOnAToilet 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Should have someone speeding by in a Veyron SS or whatever Koeniggggssssegggggg has out now and fire it so they can catch up to it and grab it.

[–] JustAManOnAToilet -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've heard of thin skinned mods but this is Reddit level. Be better.

[–] JustAManOnAToilet 2 points 1 year ago

And Niles worrying about the dreaded glottal stop if they named him Jack Crane.

[–] JustAManOnAToilet 1 points 1 year ago

Less bullet holes.

[–] JustAManOnAToilet 2 points 1 year ago

It depends if you think another manufacturer could hit closer to the FIA target. We know the Pirellis have had issues (most recently Qatar) so Bridgestone or anyone else have to show they could get tire wear where the FIA want it but with better construction.

[–] JustAManOnAToilet 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It might be a cost benefit thing. They probably could hire a team to perfect it and be on hand round the clock playing whack a mole with every workaround that gets found, but the half measure might catch the masses and be enough to not warrant spending the extra to do that.

[–] JustAManOnAToilet 12 points 1 year ago

Championship you're right, but he's been 2/2/3/2 the last 4 races.

[–] JustAManOnAToilet 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a natural regimen to save yourself - you must cut out all gluten, eat meals consisting of horse/radish paste (that's a paste made of horses and radishes), and drink at least 6 glasses of clam juice per day.

[–] JustAManOnAToilet 0 points 1 year ago

Gee, if only they'd tested...

 

A Monday night sighting of the convicted killer who escaped from an eastern Pennsylvania prison nearly two weeks ago jolted the surrounding community into high alert and prompted school closures Tuesday, after police warned the inmate now has a weapon.

 

He did it three times in a single speech last month – falsely claiming to have witnessed a bridge collapse in Pittsburgh in 2022 (he actually visited the site more than six hours after the collapse), falsely claiming his grandfather had died just days prior to his own birth at the same hospital (his paternal grandfather died more than a year prior in another state), and again repeating a long-debunked false story about a supposed conversation with an Amtrak conductor who was deceased at the time the story would have had to take place.

In 2021 and 2022, he falsely claimed to have been arrested during a civil rights protest (he had previously said merely that an officer had taken him home from a protest), falsely claimed he “used to drive an 18-wheeler” (the White House said he once had a job driving a different vehicle, a school bus), falsely claimed to have visited the Pittsburgh synagogue where worshippers were killed in a 2018 mass shooting (he had spoken to its rabbi by phone but had not gone), falsely claimed to have visited Iraq and Afghanistan as president (he made repeated visits as a senator and vice president but not as president), told a false story involving a late relative and the Purple Heart, and falsely described his interactions decades ago with late Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir.

 

Investigators believe convicted murderer Danelo Cavalcante escaped from the Chester County prison in Pennsylvania last Thursday by climbing onto the roof and fleeing from there, a law enforcement source told CNN.

 

A disgraced police chief who inherited the infamous Gilgo Beach murders spent more time dodging the feds than looking for a killer who dumped 10 bodies along Long Island's South Shore.

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