JayJLeas

Does anyone else think the voice on the self-serve checkouts sounds like Mr Handy from the Fallout TV series?

Honestly I find the Aldi self-serve voice so much more annoying than the other ones.

They don't even compete, they price fix, their prices are the same (excluding deals)

Tried to claim Two Point Campus but it's already been claimed

Not sure if I even really belong here but here goes nothing...

Name - Jay is fine

Gender identity - transmasc nonbinary (it's complicated)

Transition length - was 6 years on T, currently off T for reasons

Euphoria - idk, I feel pretty lost lately

From - Australia

Looking for - relatable content

Random fact - I can touch my nose with my tongue (is that a fun fact?)

I remember when one of my cousins shared a meme on Facebook that was made from a poem a wrote. I was very happy, but it was also a bit weird. He didn't know I wrote it.

“It’s the hope that’s important. Big part of belief, hope. Give people jam today and they’ll just sit and eat it. Jam tomorrow, now – that’ll keep them going forever.”

AND YOU MEAN THAT BECAUSE OF THIS THE POOR GET POOR THINGS AND THE RICH GET RICH THINGS?

“’s right,” said Albert. “That’s the meaning of Hogswatch.”

Death nearly wailed.

BUT I’M THE HOGFATHER! He looked embarrassed. AT THE MOMENT, I MEAN.

“Makes no difference,” said Albert, shrugging.

• Hogfather, Sir Terry Pratchett (GNU)

He also pardoned him for crimes anyone else wouldn't have even been charged for.

What is it with you and this labyrinth?

Didn't work for me

I usually feel it twitching/pulsing. I don't feel the actual cum inside until after they pull out.

I wish I had this option

Usually, yes.