JPSound

joined 1 year ago
[–] JPSound 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

You can put it in the fridge and It will be okay to play on for a couple more days.

[–] JPSound 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

🌈 shareholders 🌈

[–] JPSound 12 points 5 months ago

+40 - look at all those youngsters taking things so seriously. They've forgotten it's just a game.

[–] JPSound 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Guys! Guys, please think of the poor shareholders tho. Aren't they the real victims here? My heart break this evening knowing they almost had to endure very slightly reduced profits this quarter. Thank God there was something that could be done to prevent such a horrific situation.

[–] JPSound 4 points 5 months ago

"Baitin'" Friggin hilarious. Judge is an American treasure.

[–] JPSound 28 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I said, SHUT UP! I'm watching "Ow My Balls!"

[–] JPSound 3 points 5 months ago

Remember that one friend you had who's parents would let them play DOOM so your group of friends would all go over to their house and take turns being exposed to all the blood and violence a kid could ever hope for? That was me. I was that kid with the young cool parents.

[–] JPSound 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Shit, I remember when our public library got some fancy new computers with an internet connection which was super high tech at the time. Two of my buddies and I rode our bikes down there and we couldn't believe how cool this new thing called a "chatroom" was. Like... there were other people on there just talking to each other, long distance, mind you, and FOR FREE?!?!?!

[–] JPSound 4 points 5 months ago

Jokes on you tho. I've been desperately sick and stuck inside with air conditioning and catsπŸ«… battling that deadly virus that shut the world down a few years ago which scientists expect may happen more and more often bc climate change (pfff... whatever nerds). It was nice and cool in here, so I don't know what the crying is all about. Just burry your head as deep as possible and the most dense and tightly packed sand you can get ahold of and, voilΓ‘, problem solved once and for all!

[–] JPSound 29 points 5 months ago

Someone should have told my exwife this handy life hack. Would have saved me untold grief and depression. However, life can throw you a beautiful little surprise after a nightmare. If it wasn't for that godawful woman, I never would have met the love of my life, the woman who I spent my whole life waiting for and now enjoying what it means to be happily married to my biggest crush, my best friend and waking up right next to her and our little family every morning. I can safely say it was all worth it. It could have been easier to get here but I'd do it again on legendary difficulty if I had to.

[–] JPSound 20 points 5 months ago

That's not a very polite way of speaking about your wife.

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