Isakk86

joined 1 year ago
[–] Isakk86 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"We've decided not to pursue Web Integrity API."

"Oh great! But what's that giant thing under the tarp behind you"

"Oh don't worry..."

[–] Isakk86 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The FTC, "But Market consultation is great for the consumer, right?"

[–] Isakk86 1 points 1 year ago

I've never had a wait time on Ultimate ever. Will definitely make me reconsider spending so much if I start getting them.

[–] Isakk86 11 points 1 year ago

Hell is simply a separation from God

So heaven, nice

I'm a recently self-excommunicated Catholic, couldn't be prouder.

[–] Isakk86 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, at least they will easily recognize it.

[–] Isakk86 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unless that device is Roku

[–] Isakk86 50 points 1 year ago

Welcome to the United States. Everything is subsidized, then turned around to fuck the average person.

[–] Isakk86 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, they've never lied before.... wait

[–] Isakk86 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Holy shit, was that hit by a nuke?

[–] Isakk86 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

D.P. More like two letters that can create a life

[–] Isakk86 31 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Yeah, wait until you are 40 and kids are making this same statement about video games from today.

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