Illegalmexicant

joined 2 years ago
[–] Illegalmexicant 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I sometimes put mine in the medicine cabinet after a night of drinking because I have a Detachable Penis! Detachable Penis.....

[–] Illegalmexicant 16 points 6 days ago

Pov: you are looking at a meme

[–] Illegalmexicant 4 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I have a small amount of excess money and a love for technology. Plus the cool license plates

[–] Illegalmexicant 1 points 1 week ago

The one good thing is that I can connect it to my home assistant server and print a weather page every time the heater comes on. So it's not all bad

[–] Illegalmexicant 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I bought an HP printer and found out it didn't have a USB port and will stop printing if you don't register it. Never again.

[–] Illegalmexicant 2 points 1 week ago

Can't park there mate

[–] Illegalmexicant 3 points 1 week ago

Ahh, my liver! My liver! Hehe hehe hehe. We're going to be rich

[–] Illegalmexicant 4 points 1 week ago

Yep. That sounds like teams.

[–] Illegalmexicant 8 points 1 week ago

Oof, your silver bullet is fatal.

[–] Illegalmexicant 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I talked to my coworker about this and he assured me that the current Teams was many years of polishing this turd. So it was way worse "back in the day*...

[–] Illegalmexicant 31 points 1 week ago

Today's kids are so weak. Not me, I work a 60 hr week and drink a 12 pack a night. That's it. Maybe grill on the 4th.

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