HoustonHenry

Thank you so much for governor "Hot Wheels" 🤙🤙 I'd make fun of Ken's face, but my mom had bells palsey and is in a similar state 🤷‍♂️

Backwards-ass Texas

I look at religion and decided it's silly...wish you'd stop putting words in my mouth. And you can stop defending slavery/pedophilia or whatever, I'm not having that convo with you troll

He is both the big spoon and the little spoon

I remember SouthPark doing an episode about that exact viewpoint

Like if pedos are accepted in your religion?

Milk and comics are for after the spa 😁

I like Kyle Kinanes approach- cold six-pack on the back of the toilet, setting the playlist up to shuffle with about six ex-roommates ipod collections, and enjoy your well-earned spa-day

Kinda hoping they finish the job 🤷‍♂️

I live here, and the best way I can describe it, is as "enthusiastically, and ignorantly, stubborn"

Mise en place

Not my first choice, but to each their own 😁