Ghoti

Pretty much no professor in college checked your TI calculator for any malfeasance.

Many classmates I knew in engineering, physics, and mathematic classes would place notes in the programming parameters using windows software

Maybe I’m a minority here, but do people typically buy medicines and not read the ingredients?

That’s why I primarily eat at Mexican and Indian food restaurants. In my experience those two are the safest cuisines to eat

I’ve also experienced the bread rolls and water treatment lol

I am a vegetarian, this is not a lie

I’ve been with the same and only person for 12 years, I don’t really think either of us “work hard” at our relationship, bad times yeah, but the vast majority of the time everything’s good and natural .

I’ve never paid attention to the sex or gender identity of who writes training programs if the credentials check out

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) commenting a coded message

I’m a sweaty MFer, I gotta have my sweat towel especially during summer.

I also do 5k running and am working on running a 10K, my wife makes fun of me often 🙃

I bought reusable shopping bags with wide handles, my wife and I try to avoid using plastic bags as much as possible

I mean flour makes a cloud whenever you open the packaging. It’s equally possible that the spores were inhaled before cooking.

The Pendragon series by DJ MacHale