GalacticGrapefruit

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[–] GalacticGrapefruit 1 points 11 hours ago

I-a cast!

DELETE-A BILLIONAIRE!!

[–] GalacticGrapefruit 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thank you, Lieutenant Commander LaForge. o7 Read plenty, live long, and prosper.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit 3 points 1 week ago

I wish. It would mean that this genocidal freak would feel his sins crawling on his back.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit 1 points 1 week ago

Right. Sure. Keep shilling for daddy Putin, you'll get your promotion for sure if you keep it up.

Fuck you, Russia STARTED this fight. Imperialism and capitalism are the god damn problem, and here you are enabling them both.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit 1 points 1 week ago

Graphene. /e/OS is European, but unfortunately its security implementations are dangerously outdated. It still doesn't enable re-locking your bootloader.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Low-key, the fact that that skit is no longer funny and is nothing but straight facts is absolutely paralyzing.

Monty Python's Flying Circus was terrifyingly, utterly lucid. That was the straightest skit they ever wrote.

It's funny because it is, in fact, completely true.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit 4 points 1 week ago

My ancestors beheaded kings. One of the only good things they ever fucking did, imho.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Do you know where the entire idea of left-vs-right even came from?

After the French Revolution, after the people stormed the Bastille and overthrew the monarchy, they were still working out the concept of a government without a king. The National Assembly was split pretty much down the middle; the people who sat with their friends and coconspirators found that muttering ideas to each other was easier when the other side of the room couldn't hear them. Like any high school lunch room, people found their own assigned spots with their friends.

The Monarchists ended up on the right side of the room, and the Republicans ended up on the left.

My brother in Christ, the GOP was ALWAYS about dragging us back into the dark ages. It's what Conservatives have wanted for as long as Conservativism has existed as a political orientation. France and the UK still have monarchist hangers-on in the far-right wings of their politics.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

American cities suck because capitalism sucks up culture and spits out profitable memes.

Advertising, by itself, has probably spelled our god damn doom. Letting anything be sponsored by a corporation has made enjoying the simple pleasures of life damn near impossible.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Supplementary solution: abolish billboards and oversized/tall signposts.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit 27 points 1 week ago (8 children)

https://i.abcnewsfe.com/a/911ed36f-540a-4126-97f2-f04bca3c54f8/hanceville-alabama-mugshots-ht-jt-250219_1740015212414_hpMain.jpg?w=750

Oh my GOD, the dude on the far right looks like he had his face turned inside out and stuffed like a third grader's first ever sewing project. Somebody at Build-A-Fash forgot to do QA.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit 103 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Please, God, if you're listening, do something really really funny with this.

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