How else am I supposed to get my kid looking like a million dollar man? Good looks come with good grooming! Especially the blonde flowing locks!
FrostbyteIX
joined 2 years ago
Make sure you use "poor" before it. Adds more zazz to it.
"Poor diddums"
I'd always say "I sit there and listen to my teachers talk about their sex life" as a joke when someone asked me how my day was back then, I didn't think it'd turn into reality.
At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man.....don't skimp on the details of this Togetic.
Video Games. The new Forza Motorsport is very pleasant, and me and my housemate play Farming Simulator 22 sometimes.
You're gonna put some gasoline in it and light it up?
Stuff a gas soaked rag in it, light it and throw it?
~~You're gonna "One Man One Jar" it?~~
Pumping lines of Adderall-Laced Cocaine
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Geez....and here i was thinking "I'm doing my part in helping the environment" by using public transport instead of driving, and using paper straws.....
Elon Musk kinda comes to mind, but Trump shits all over what Musk has done....
A huge black dragon lands on top of the tower in Helgen. He lets out a mighty fart that shakes the town...you then hear "Awwwww........thank Talos!!!"
"Sacrifice me now woman!"
Posting humorous comments to get people to laugh more.
Even better when I self depreciate myself to make someone smile.