Feirdro

I mean, I’d find it fast too if it was my well-paid job.

For it to make sense, You have to begin with the premise that ecology is a lie created by scientists to make money. 

Am I in /memes or /dadjokes?

They were abused as children, and they see abuse as normal and right.

Yes, country music is a thing that exists

Nobody wants me to do that. You think you do, but you really don’t. One way or another someone’s getting their feelings hurt

Once, libraries were quiet places. Then computers took over. Now everyone’s got a smart phone I’m hoping they can be quiet again.

“I’m straight until I’m horny, Jon.”

In their reality, it is. And that’s all that matters anymore.

You are correct, sir.

I’m an adult. I can have ice cream when ever the fuck I want.

But if it’s before dinner, I can’t feel good about it.

There are millions of quarters, silly. Some in video game machines, some in drains…