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My friend once told me he got so bored while on a road trip by himself he put on porn and jacked off while stuck in traffic.

Sure he wasn't speeding down a highway, but come on man what the fuck

HEY!

The number of apps I just stopped using because of this shit is ridiculous. I feel most bad for older customers who probably don't realize they're losing features and paying more for their subscriptions. They probably don't know how to properly sail the high seas either so they don't have a choice when wanting to watch their favorite shows. Oh well fuck it, Max can keep this up until they want to join Netflix up on the dusty shelf of bullshit streaming services that can suck my dick.

Makes me appreciate The Road more cause everyone's body in that movie SUUUUUCKED

Wrong

Reese's for days motherfucker

Dismissing the issue as saying all mental health institutions were shit back then and he got rid of them for good reasons is just as bad as saying mass shooters issue is mental health not guns. You're hiding behind the obvious solutions. Manage the amount of access to guns, especially for people with mental health problems. Put funding, work, policies, mandates into those mental institutions, don't just fucking get rid of them who the fuck is that gonna help in the end?

Soups, Gatorade, ginger ale, saltine crackers, DayQuil, cough drops, comfy pajamas, blanket, and gaming ALL FUCKING day

And it don't stop pumping, and it don't stop pumping, and it don't stop pumping

This could definitely be a neat movie to watch. Also that PI was a badass. Only one leg and working her ass of on this investigation. Shame they never found the thief that set this all off

Jesus fucking Christ