FeetinMashedPotatoes

joined 1 year ago
[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella

[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes 22 points 1 year ago

It's too late dude I opened this at work and now I have cum all over my pants way to go!

[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes 7 points 1 year ago

LOOK AT DEM SAUSAGE FINGERS

[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes 43 points 1 year ago

When you nut but the milking machine keeps milking

[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes 14 points 1 year ago

Prime's entire UI already sucks dick. I can't even tell which shows/movies I can watch without having to pay, rent, or subscribe. Like mfer I'm paying to watch whatever Amazon has to offer. I only use it for The Boys, Reacher, and Invincible. Even with how much I would love to support these shows, fuck Amazon.

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[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now we're talking 🤤

[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes 1 points 1 year ago

Ugh the nostalgia, takes me back

[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes 7 points 1 year ago

"Why are there red lights on this one?"

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