Dressedlikeapenguin

joined 2 years ago
[–] Dressedlikeapenguin 12 points 1 year ago

The only thing he will respond to. He has no shame, brags about it even. GET REKT

[–] Dressedlikeapenguin 3 points 1 year ago

Yahtzee!

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[–] Dressedlikeapenguin 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"House of cards" got me thinking. It's like he's been using Uno reverse cards and all his debts and deals for years and years. Now New York has hit him with a bunch of Draw Four cards.

[–] Dressedlikeapenguin 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

If chatgpt was running a sex robot, do you think it'd try some really awkward techniques? I mean porno moves that don't really happen in real life. How many genitals will be mutilated before we raise up against the machines?

[–] Dressedlikeapenguin 63 points 1 year ago (21 children)

I love being right, but it's better when others think so too, lol

[–] Dressedlikeapenguin 2 points 1 year ago

Had me till the 2nd Amendment bit, I've not heard him say it like that before.

[–] Dressedlikeapenguin 3 points 1 year ago

He still sucks massive donkey farts though

I've been looking for a replacement for "that sucks dick" and any variation. It's homophobic. Now, donkey farts, That's gonna be new go to! Thx

[–] Dressedlikeapenguin 4 points 1 year ago

I need a chonky sweater

[–] Dressedlikeapenguin 2 points 1 year ago

I'd rather have a Bernie Sanders, but we all know the DNC won't let that happen. That being said, I'd rather have Buttigieg than Biden.

[–] Dressedlikeapenguin 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I first saw it in a crossover meme. The salesman slapping the top of a car while saying "this can fit so many" but the car was replaced by an actors butt from Broke Back Mountain. Now that I've written it out, I see that I missed the obvious, yet again, lol

[–] Dressedlikeapenguin 1 points 1 year ago

I just started using planner as a digital kanban board. My new job has next to nothing written down. Everyone has been there for years so they "just know how to do it". Well that doesn't help a new person, lol. That is an innovative way to use the cards. I will definitely look into it more. I think the key takeaway is "if it helps you, use it!"

[–] Dressedlikeapenguin 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Since you're using Microsoft already, OneNote is a great tool too. I write down most everything I do at work in it. My basic organization is as follows: OneNote NoteBook |_ Year - Collection for each year in the company/position |_ Month - Tab for every month |_ Daily Page - the title is important here, because the search function is kinda weird. It will return a list of pages the term is found, then highlight it once you've opened a page. For example a title like this, SA 23.09.2023, will show up. It helps me find the right page faster. I also created a second OneNote Notebook for all the projects, research, and often used procedures, organized similarly around topics rather than chronologically. For me, it's a life saver. On my third job since I started using OneNote, still using my notes from years ago. The wiki article is what got me started. Now I don't have remember what I did, because it's written down and somewhat cataloged.

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