The Denny's waitress looks at her notebook and then back to the poor, lost man in front of her. "Do you want a pancake?"
He smiles, "yes please. Oh and miss, the immigrants are coming from all ober easrth. They're coming from everywhere. And jails. And the united sssstates. Really bad people."
"I'll go get those pancakes for you sir." She sighs.
I thought I was on /rascalhotties but now I'm just sad