Downcount

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[–] Downcount 6 points 11 months ago

Ohne Linkin Park übrigens auch.

[–] Downcount 1 points 11 months ago

Wubuntu is fast and secure, very secure. No more worries about viruses and crashes.

Yeah, no.

[–] Downcount 2 points 11 months ago

Sync for Lemmy on my phone.

[–] Downcount 4 points 11 months ago

Can confirm.

[–] Downcount 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d--ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/vaporeon

[–] Downcount 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Man stelle sich mal vor, man würde genau diese Abstandsregeln auf Alkoholverkauf in Kiosken/Supermärkten/Trinkhallen anwenden.

[–] Downcount 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just how we know him, with his cigars and his smart phone.

[–] Downcount 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I also own my computer. Doesn't hold me back to remove my user all admin rights. If you still log in with admin rights, being hacked by a charging phone won't be the first bad thing happening to your system.

[–] Downcount 5 points 11 months ago (6 children)

So, to achieve this:

  • the windows user has to login with a user who has admin rights
  • then plugin an android phone with said script installed

Sounds like darwinism.

[–] Downcount 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I have the feeling I've been tricked by this quite a few times.

[–] Downcount 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Downcount 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bright spiner

Brent Spiner

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