DontAskAboutUpdog

The bullshit text right here is the main reason I am on lemmy. Thanks, you made me lol

Quantum entangled particles

I second promo only. Never been a dj but used it to find new music. Pirated ofc.

Lighning to a power generator is what atomic bomb is to a nuclear reactor. If you had no means of predicting when and where the bomb will go off.

There are so many better options.

There is (was?) a ”nosillysuffix” sub that would aggregate all those *porn subs.

Why on earth would you want an MRI machine at home? They are huge, the noise they make is untollerable, you cant have any metal objects nearby lest they turn into projectiles and you need to be an MD to use it.

Good luck finding an MRI machine in countries like burkina farso. If you live in the west, you are rich, dawg.

Dont forget about faster than light neutrinos

How many layers do you use in your tin foil hat?

Edit: /s

You are probably not horny every time you fap. That means you fap/watch porn to feel better or distract yourself from something.

Figure out why you fap/consume porn when you are not horny. Deal with that problem.

Go cold turkey with porn/fapping. There will be ups and downs but after about 3 weeks you will be ok. If you can last 2-3 months you will feel 100 times better (like gettig a hard on whne you see a (not even a very hot) girl on a street). After that you can go back to normal but only fap when you are horny. Dont look at porn, it will mess you up.

Thanks asshole, now I can only fap to richard simmons.

I can do it for 45 minutes. Actually 1,5 hours if I use two scuba tanks.