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Donnywholovedbowling
joined 2 years ago
Yeah but with your access code that's voice authenticated. Foolproof, unless there were androids like Data, or any robots that could copy voice signatures... That would be a problem!
Oh no it's beef stroganoff! Ha!
If I even ventured a guess it would be embarrassing
I was just telling my brother about that episode! Don't remember it passing the 1hr mark but it's been a month or so since I've seen it, memory's not the same since covid...
Too bad tribbles hate klingons!
I can vibe with you on spaghetti - I dig it but you're probably not as wrong as you think.
Burritos however... my brother or sister in Christ, you pick what goes in them. If they suck you need to up your ingredient game. Simple as.
She's literally spoken in the past about the racism and discrimination her family faced as immigrants... Man I hate the GOP
This reads like a copypasta, reminds me of this classic
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
The real joke is the ceo admitting fault. You can always blame "the market", "inflation" and "lackluster employee performance"!
Serious Lisa frank vibes from this!