Czarb

Original condition: OEM parts.

They're eating.... they're eating the PETS! -stable genius

Second. Sniping that damn scout midair as he concjumps the moat in 2fort.

Expensive and bitter.

Where is goldbug hiding?

Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"

You're never fully dressed without a smile

Broke my phone last week. Had mine on my keychain when the tech couldn't find his quick enough.

Gender: fluid

In other news: woman arrested for smuggling children across state lines in a cooler. Charges include, child endangerment and lewd conduct as the cooler was not in an approved rear facing car seat nor were the test tubes properly clothed.

Starter dead. Battery insufficient to get it moving but will happily make horrible noises. Every warning signal alerted but no precise enough to actually identify the problem.

Yep.....this fits too well.

Ah yes, my macaroni beach and palm tree was a call to arms against the moral decline of western civilization.