CrimsonAxe

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Hamburger etiquette: A hamburger is to be eaten as follows: Bun, Patty, Condiments, Imaginary ingredients, Grease, Bun as opposed to eating a hamburger in its entirety. People perceived the person who did so "uncaring, gluttonous, and selfish". Its unpopularity led to the eventual outlaw by the sovereign, Lord Mark Canterbury several centuries ago. The punishment usually had the prisoner slowly and forcefully fed food. There were even cases where they were forced to talk in the middle of each meal until the prisoner seemed more "selfless".