Codandchips

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[–] Codandchips 2 points 7 months ago

Good God, were you that security guard???

[–] Codandchips 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

One evening for dinner as a change, I asked my 11 year old Aspergers son "do you fancy a walk to McDonald's for dinner tonight?"

He said no, which puzzled me because he loves McDonald's.

But of course I said "do you fancy a walk " which he didn't.

[–] Codandchips 63 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Brit here. About eight years ago I flew from London to Belfast and return for business. We don't need a passport to travel to Northern Ireland, just photo id like driving licence is fine.

Coming back to London I approached the gate and before I could pull out my wallet to show my id, the guard says " Good evening Mr. Codandchips have a safe journey "....

Yes they have facial recognition, the cameras are visible but you don't notice them.

[–] Codandchips 2 points 8 months ago

Not many people will get that reference

[–] Codandchips 12 points 8 months ago

Thank you Lain!

[–] Codandchips 1 points 8 months ago

Old British person here, I was always taught double quotation marks for speech and single quotation marks for actually quoting something.

[–] Codandchips 13 points 8 months ago

Late Friday evening at the checkout there's three of us in the queue. Guy at the front has two frozen pizzas, guy number 2 has a bottle of Vodka, guy number 3 (me), has a bottle of wine. None of us have used a divider, after all I'm not paying for his vodka and he's not going to buy my wine.

We're joined by a woman with a trolley full of chaos and she asks me if she can go in front as she's in a hurry.

"Sure, but I've only got this" she sees the other two singletons and grumbles. Then she notices the lack of dividers and shouts "WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???" and proceeds to SLAM down dividers between us.

From then on, I never use dividers, just to see who in the queue is likely to erupt.

[–] Codandchips 2 points 8 months ago

I was looking to see if this had been posted! A fascinating and essential look at how our modern civilization came to be.

[–] Codandchips 5 points 8 months ago

thank mr skeltal

[–] Codandchips 22 points 8 months ago

I was 15 when I first got my glasses. I walked out of the opticians to the bus stop and was stunned that I could actually see and READ the number of the bus approaching from 500 yards away and not when it arrived at the stop.

[–] Codandchips 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I used to work in a large manufacturing complex and two of us would walk around with clip boards pointing and taking "notes". If anyone would ask what was going on, we'd say we were carrying out random health and safety inspections.

[–] Codandchips 3 points 9 months ago

There's an independent coffee shop in the park by me, so a cappuccino, a big slice of carrot cake and just enough change for a lottery ticket.

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