ChicoSuave

So churches don't pay tax and they cost us money that would normally go to educating our children. Religion is such an expensive burden.

The cure is one of the jokers. Just keep playing Balatro, you're close to finding a way to quit.

Elon got a ton of money from the Saudis to buy Xitter. Wouldn't surprise me to learn they were pushing the authoritarian centric content.

To turn it off, throw some water in it. No idea, though, how to turn it back on.

And people think I'm strange for also having an axe in my living room. See? Perfectly normal!

1 in 200 learns about modern warfare. The other 199 are carried back in bags.

My new favorite game is asking people where Ohio is on a map. Everyone has seemingly heard of Ohio but it's like a myth, some land unmarked on all maps.

Jesus

I was talking about the idea of "work brings freedom"

Open the shark fin on the top of the car. Take out the SIM chip. Manic cat doesn't care how.

You pay in grubs and bugs. The opossum looks over the writhing pile and pushes a maggot back to you. Your change.

It's not as easy to sing along to as the quadratic equation...