CaptainFortissimo

joined 1 year ago
[–] CaptainFortissimo 7 points 7 months ago

I'm ready, Trekkie Monster!

[–] CaptainFortissimo 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Glad I could help. 😁

enough cocaine to kill a small horse

Freud?

[–] CaptainFortissimo 27 points 7 months ago (7 children)

"The Arrival" with Charlie Sheen. (FYI: That's not Charlie Sheen.)

[–] CaptainFortissimo 23 points 7 months ago

Hey, now. I'm Gen X, thank you very much.

[–] CaptainFortissimo 8 points 10 months ago

"Lemon, it's Wednesday."

[–] CaptainFortissimo 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, I really need answers about that one. My friend leaves his filtered water pitcher on the counter, and he also said it tasted better than from the fridge. Even on summer days when I biked over and was sweating buckets, I could barely stand drinking it. I would rather get it straight from the tap.

[–] CaptainFortissimo 3 points 10 months ago

Made the mistake of venturing into conservative "safe spaces" and it honestly makes me feel crazy because their arguments and "logic" are stretched so far. It's like an alternate universe of absolute insanity. What would it take for these people to believe that maybe the guy who has always been a grifter is actually still a grifter? Why are people putting all their hopes and trust into someone like this man? It really hurts my head and, honestly, my heart, especially when I see some family members falling victim to this nonsense.

[–] CaptainFortissimo 7 points 1 year ago

It makes you feel so melancholy, doesn't it? Like a decade ago, I really enjoyed this small YT channel where she did blind playtbroughs of Dark Souls games. She wasn't much of a gamer in the beginning and started it because her boyfriend thought it would be entertaining having a complete noob try dark souls. He was right. Anyway, she worked her way through all 3 games over the course of about 2 years, but stopped part way into part 3 and never posted again. It's been like 7 years. I think about it every now and then and check on the channel. I always wonder if she okay.

[–] CaptainFortissimo 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you have an android phone, you can use Google lens to scan QR codes on your phone.

[–] CaptainFortissimo 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't ibuprofen also damage your liver?

[–] CaptainFortissimo 6 points 1 year ago

Wow. Now that's a reference I have heard in a long time. More input, Number 5!

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