Cabrio

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[–] Cabrio 2 points 1 year ago

It's not a system generated one they sent, it was user generated.

[–] Cabrio 23 points 1 year ago (46 children)

Sometimes people deserve to get exactly what they want.

[–] Cabrio 1 points 1 year ago

Dems should let it pass for shits and giggles.

[–] Cabrio 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No cap, yo, this boomer missing out on the vibes. Peposadge, someone get this stone age rizzler some updog so he can feel welcome. Fr fr ong.

[–] Cabrio 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

And vaccines can be "immunity guns". Want to keep your kids safe? Give their immune system guns!

[–] Cabrio 3 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Yes, still not worth risking using a duplicate password though.

[–] Cabrio 33 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Can't help people who take offence when none is given. People need to stop taking what isn't theirs.

[–] Cabrio 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

English in the Future - Steven Gearhart

Directors at Daimler Benz and Chrysler have announced an agreement to adopt English as the preferred language for communications, rather than German, which was another possibility.

As part of the negotiations, directors at Chrysler conceded that English spelling has some room for improvement and have accepted a five-year phase-in plan. In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but komputers have one less letter.

There will be growing kompany enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, DaimlerKhrysler akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible.

DaimlerKhrysler will enkourage the removal of double letters, whish have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"'s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps sush as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" by "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "o", and similar shanges vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis, and employes vil find it ezi to kommunikat viz eash ozer.

Ov kors al supliers vil be expekted to us zis for all busines komunikation via DaimlerKhrysler.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

[–] Cabrio 3 points 1 year ago

Do portals require one end be the same size as the other? If not a large portal leading to a small portal could increase pressure alone.

If one was to make a portal in their own bladder, and redirect that urine out of a portal that is only a few microns wide they could potentially create enough pressure differential to create a stream of urine powerful enough to cleave someone in twain.

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