Brokewood

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[–] Brokewood 4 points 3 weeks ago

Change the game, don't let the game change you.

Party on Party Bus.

[–] Brokewood 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a similar issue just this week with 2 unintended phone calls happening under a similar situation.

My aux cord was connected via blue tooth, though...

Anywho, the blue tooth to aux converter had a dial button on it that kept getting bumped into.

Only reason I share, maybe your issue is as simple as that also.

[–] Brokewood 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I didn't see a skull... I see a gopher looking colonial soldier.

Those tusks are the most epic of a mustache. The turtle shell, looks like a coal bucket helmet lowered over the eyes. and the nasty looking yellow teeth, with a fat bottom lip...

And then I blink, because it turns into an Ox with a turtle shell.

[–] Brokewood 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Allow me to share a story that's been copy and pasted countless times:

The Parable of the Nazi Bar

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."

And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed

Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them."

And i was like, ohok and he continues.

"you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too.

And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.

And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people."

And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.

[–] Brokewood 3 points 3 months ago

Strong Vigilante 8 Vibes. Looks great.

[–] Brokewood 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah.... This word was already taken....

[–] Brokewood 34 points 4 months ago (15 children)

What is the censored word?

[–] Brokewood 144 points 4 months ago (16 children)
[–] Brokewood 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The old F-117 style of stealth. Nice.

[–] Brokewood 13 points 4 months ago (5 children)

They should...

[–] Brokewood 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wait, what?

Your dad is prochoice because your sister is now sexually active. I understand that.

But is your mom mad because she wanted an abortion and your dad refused? Meaning either you, your sister or both were unwanted pregnancies?

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