BorvorRav

But I copied and pasted that definitely legally binding status update saying I didn't authorize them to use my data.

SimpleX, briar, session, Jami, Cwtch, ... There are plenty of alternatives these days.

Full disclosure, I think you have to pay to get past like the second level.

There's also the game to help learn vim.

https://vim-adventures.com/

Has r/aboringdystopia made the move to federation?