BlucifersBallsack

The coach who brought Toronto to their worst loss ever is now the coach of the Rapids. And the FO knows what a dumpster fire this is - they don't even mention his time at Toronto in their press release.

The sound of this season being put out of its misery. At least we didn't win the Spoon...although it would have been nice to winsomething.

I'm looking forward to seeing more of Abe Rodriguez.

I'm truly worried that we're going to lose Bassett.

And KSE's response here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CxLufrUJo3X/

He's fast, but he seems to have a problem finishing. Considering we've scored a grand total of 14 regular season goals, and only two of those since the start of June, I'd like to see us pick up someone who can put the ball into the net.

He was with the Crew some of the same years as Aboubacar Keita, who has been injured forever and may only be staying on the team because how often can you have two players with such a similar unusual name?

I'm surprised he wasn't allowed to ride out the season. We'll be hard pressed to lose the Wooden Spoon at this point.

AKA The Revenge of Pablo. They don't have twice our match points, but the night is still young.

Can you tell I miss Pablo? He always had the snazziest socks.

I have questions...

1. Were we afraid we were going to lose the Wooden Spoon?

2. Did MNUFC Mercy Rule us and tell their players to stop trying to score against us in the second half?