Blackmist

joined 1 year ago
[–] Blackmist 13 points 11 months ago

Sent back to kill Jebediah Connor.

[–] Blackmist 4 points 11 months ago

I love when you use it with private browsing in Firefox.

It loads all the way, starts to play, then reloads the whole thing again. Fuck alone knows why.

Billions of dollars, and that's what you get.

[–] Blackmist 5 points 11 months ago

Depends how many pubes are in it.

[–] Blackmist 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Living like a pauper for a few years and paying the mortgage off early.

Also not joining the rat race, and buying new shiny shit for the sake of it.

[–] Blackmist 5 points 11 months ago

That's still one up from the breakfast cob someone at my work had from Greasy Lil's.

Nothing like a cob full of raw egg spunk to start your day.

Nobody is quite sure why everyone calls it Greasy Lil's. There's only two people that have ever worked there, and neither are called Lil.

[–] Blackmist 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I've got a self filling one. Nice to run a bath without even getting out of bed. Although if you forget to put the plug in first, you'll arrive to an empty bath.

[–] Blackmist 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

There is a world outside the USA.

[–] Blackmist 15 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Surely Starbucks have more employees than that? Are they all franchised or something?

[–] Blackmist 5 points 11 months ago

Well, not starving and being homeless.

[–] Blackmist 69 points 11 months ago (15 children)

Yeah, it's a wealth tax we need. 10% a year of everything over $100 million. Yeah, bitch, I'm including all your motherfucking shares and property as well.

[–] Blackmist 60 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Oh, have Gen Z rediscovered the thermos flask?

[–] Blackmist 3 points 11 months ago

¡Nunca pensé que los leopardos me comerían la cara!

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