Bertuccio

joined 9 months ago
[–] Bertuccio 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"If you don't send more aid to help the people who are only being hurt because we keep supplying you with weapons, we'll stop supplying you with weapons"

[–] Bertuccio 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Jareth seems at least a little ungay considering his infatuation with Sarah.

As for Bowie: https://youtu.be/xxIBftflGvg

[–] Bertuccio 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not disagreeing in general, but I need to point out that this is like saying you should write Arabic numerals in order of decreasing powers of 10 because it autosorts on a computer.

It's the reverse. Computers automatically sort Arabic numerals and dates written in decreasing powers because those are the correct formats.

[–] Bertuccio 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well that throws out DD-MM-YYYY because it's second smallest, smallest, fourth smallest, third smallest....

[–] Bertuccio 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The rest of the world's date system is most certainly not DD-MM-YYYY.

[–] Bertuccio 6 points 4 months ago

Life began billions of years ago.

This phrasing is meant to hide a religious argument as a scientific one. The question they're really asking is "When does God insert a soul into a body?"

[–] Bertuccio 3 points 4 months ago

I have left-hand threaded fittings on a few things and always say to myself aloud "This is reverse-threaded" before I attempt to turn them then still fuck up first turn. It doesn't stop me from fucking it up the first time - it just helps me remember why.

When I train new people on this equipment I tell them to say it aloud, show them, still fuck up the first turn, then they laugh.

Then I have them do it in front of me including saying it aloud - and they fuck up the first turn...

When you've been doing something unconsciously for decades it's really hard to break.

[–] Bertuccio 11 points 4 months ago

I distinctly remember God had Noah build the boat himself...

[–] Bertuccio 2 points 4 months ago

I like how the colorist for #40 was still like "I've got a job to do and I'm gonna do it!"

[–] Bertuccio 3 points 4 months ago

While Ziggy jived them that they were voodoo.

[–] Bertuccio 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

JD Vance doesn't wipe his ass if there are only a few pieces of toilet paper left so he doesn't have to change the roll.

[–] Bertuccio 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

"Those against making Election Day a federal holiday argue that such a large focus on one day is misguided, since almost 70% of ballots in the 2020 presidential election were cast before Election Day."

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