BenFranklinsDick

joined 8 months ago
[–] BenFranklinsDick 5 points 3 months ago

I got into an argument with a coworker over whether or not Grover qualifies as a sex icon. Everyone agrees that Gonzo is, but Grover was much more divisive.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

At least you outlived the Dreamcast

[–] BenFranklinsDick 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Todd Howard is essentially an alternative religious figure at this point, and I'm tired of pretending he's not.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

He looks like he'd make a mess of my pots and pans if he got into my kitchen.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 5 points 4 months ago

Is Miss Piggy hot? Or was she just the best we had at the time?

[–] BenFranklinsDick 67 points 4 months ago

Anon didn't get laid.

Story is probably true.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, the first 3 hours of Indigo Prophecy are absolute kino.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 39 points 4 months ago (5 children)

My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She'd call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.

She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven't heard from her since.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 0 points 4 months ago

Just rewatched the 13th floor this week, it's SO close to being excellent, but doesn't quite reach what it could be capable of.

Fun flick, main actor is better than I remembered.

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