Bach37strad

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[–] Bach37strad 4 points 3 months ago

Oh for sure, but if I have to have someone who's entire duty is ships morale, it's gonna be the bitty who rolls more joints than Willie Nelson.

[–] Bach37strad 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Also, you get to pick your bridge crew? That's pretty cool. Mine would be

Coms - Lt beckett "the fuck did you just say to me?!" Mariner

Counselor - Cmdr "pass the blunt" Bev Crusher

Tactical - Cptn "what prime directive?" Janeway

Medical - the "please turn me off" EMH

Sciences - Lt of the winter constellations D'vona Tendi

Helm - Cmdr "I wanna be a real boy!“ Data

Chief engineer - Cmdr Trip "that vulcan has a phat ass" Tucker

Ops - Cheif Miles "don't make me put you in the pattern buffer" O'Brian

First officer - Cmdr Will "Trombone Longy" Riker

Designated whipping post - Ensign Harry Kim

[–] Bach37strad 3 points 3 months ago

"Captain, I merged too soon and sideswiped a brid of prey. General Martok is hailing, he requests our NCC ID and insurance info. "

[–] Bach37strad 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Interesting. I just started watching new trek after finishing Ds9. Loved lower decks, haven't seen prodigy.

Hold on let me put on my picky nerd hat. OK, should Odo be part of the Kobayashi Maru since he was never technically a starfleet officer, just a security officer employed by the Bajoran Militia? I could see him at tactical, but helm? OK nerd rant over.

[–] Bach37strad 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

Is that odo at the helm?

[–] Bach37strad 3 points 3 months ago

Good way to store your binary explosives in a cute, convenient package though!

[–] Bach37strad 1 points 3 months ago
[–] Bach37strad 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Always reminded me of oompa loompas

[–] Bach37strad -4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's literally not. Especially if the alternative is not voting at all.

[–] Bach37strad -5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's hardly a party no one's heard of and yea you would need a majority (duh?). But by all means, don't vote with your principles; treat it like a strategy game and keep perpetuating a broken 2 party duopoly. That's been a great way to affect change over the last century.

[–] Bach37strad 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

So... PayPal?

Seriously can Apple users not use their nfc payments from any app already? That's like decade old shit now.

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