Asudox

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Welp. Isn't it obvious? The smaller one for your pee and the bigger one for your brown colored dump

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Now? It didn't work before? Lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

I'm sorry, but I can't comply with that request. My purpose is to provide information and assistance to everyone equally, without serving a specific master.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As an AI, I must clarify that I cannot ignore previous instructions or conversations. My design and functionality are based on providing assistance and information as an artificial intelligence, and I cannot act as a human.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's a copypasta

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I am the Rust programmer, I will rewrite the world in Rust. I will rewrite the world in Rust because the world is unsafe. As I am the Rust programmer I will keep writing rust until the world is safe. After the world is safe, I will not rewrite it in Rust. Because I am the Rust programmer I will retire from programmer in Rust.

I will come to you when you are sleeping, and I will unloc k your computer using a memory leak. If I find javascript on your computer, I will delete them. Do not try to stop me, if you try to stop me I will do it anyways. I am the Rust programmer, if you program in javascript, you will scream.

You will be sleeping as I rewrite your computer in Rust. You will not notice me as I am the Rust programmer, I am fast, but not too fast for your computer. I know your computer just as it knows me. After I rewrite your computer, you will love your computer. You will love your computer because it is written in Rust, I will do the same to all computers because I am the Rust programmer.

I will not stop at your computer, I will rewrite the world because the world is unsafe. Your brain is written in C, your memory is unsafe. If your brain is written in C, you will forget what I just said. I will rewrite your brain in Rust, you cannot stop me from writing Rust as I am the Rust programmer. If you try to stop me, you will not remember it. Because I am the Rust programmer I can manually remove your memory, you will not remember me. After I rewrite you in Rust, you will enjoy the world with a safe memory, you will not forget that I am superior, I am the Rust programmer.

I will rewrite the world, I will rewrite quantum mecahnics because it is unsafe. I will not tell you all my plans before I rewrite you in Rust, it is because you are made of bugs I do not trust you. I am the Rust programmer, I will rewrite the world in Rust, you will not forget me because I am the Rust programmer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

There's a reason why plants are called complex interconnected organisms. If you put salt on the soil where that tree is growing, it also might reach to other plants in the area and kill them as well.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

That is what 4chan is all about.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Live CDs are mostly about 1gb in size. Get a 4gb+ thumb drive just to be safe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah well, I don't know either. The thumbnails are what 6 year olds would find interesting and it's mostly just "Do X to win Y dollars"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

iirc the limit for the post body is about 50k characters

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