Arsenal4ever

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[–] Arsenal4ever 80 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Oil and gas companies are awesome at branding. We need to be better. We should name the heatwaves after oil companies.

We should also name the hurricane season. So the Exxon Mobile Heatwave, and the British Petroleum Hurricane Season. The Suncor Forest Fires.

etc.

[–] Arsenal4ever 4 points 2 years ago

And the shoreline!

[–] Arsenal4ever 1 points 2 years ago

See, this is not a shower thought. This is a thought.

That said, when you're in a place full of nazis, you're in a nazi place. You might not be a nazi, but you're in a place with them.

[–] Arsenal4ever 3 points 2 years ago

The comments are full of nuclear bros who think nuclear is the answer. Something about sun and wind not working everywhere.

[–] Arsenal4ever 15 points 2 years ago

I think a few scientists at Exxon Mobile predicted this in the 70's in their worst-case scenario reports.

[–] Arsenal4ever 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Welcome to the British Petroleum summer heat wave. Next up is the Exxon Mobile Hurricane season.

Fun fact about the Exxon Mobile Hurricane Season, oil and gas platforms can get insurance against a storm in the Exxon Mobile Hurricane Season, but homeowners in Louisiana can't get any homeowners insurance due to the expected severity of the named storms in the Exxon Mobile Hurricane Season.

[–] Arsenal4ever 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

sometimes a shower thought should stay in the shower, but we have this sub. So.

[–] Arsenal4ever 5 points 2 years ago

And oil rich country gives another oil rich country 300 million for a Footballer. I'm not sure if they understand the point of sportswashing.

I don't plan to watch a second of it. Good for Mbappe. That is generational wealth. His grandkids will be rich as will theirs.

[–] Arsenal4ever -5 points 2 years ago

You're in a showerthoughts sub, Fred. A showerthoughts sub.

[–] Arsenal4ever -5 points 2 years ago

I think people have forgotten what showerthought means. Not serifs, but sheriffs of bad thinking in the shower.

[–] Arsenal4ever -2 points 2 years ago

It's a shower thought baconator, nothing more serious than that. I think the idea of a shower thought it to pull strings. You know, to avoid pulling something else. :)

[–] Arsenal4ever 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wonder what the plan is for him. Arteta rates him, so he must have quality. I wonder if he'll play the smaller teams that sit back, but then he might be a liability if we turn it over.

I think he's League cup and FA cup early games only. We need a rotation of about 8 or 9 players in those games since we won't rotate much in the prem and CL.

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