ArianaGrande

joined 2 years ago
[–] ArianaGrande 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not gonna lie, I'd be up for some gay weed right now

[–] ArianaGrande 4 points 1 year ago

Do they also masturbate on the clock?

[–] ArianaGrande 9 points 1 year ago

My youngest was bending down to take off her diaper and just headbutted the toilet 😂😭😂

[–] ArianaGrande 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, I HOPE he was talking about sucking dick, because I LOVE that!

[–] ArianaGrande 1 points 1 year ago

God fucking damn it, what an incredibly frustrating game. I'm so fucking sick of everything, and I just want to enjoy a football game from now and then, but if I have to see fucking Rashford come to a full stop at the corner of the box 60 times during a single game...

[–] ArianaGrande 1 points 1 year ago

Amrabat, Pellistri, Hannibal, even fucking Evans have been looking great in the last matches

[–] ArianaGrande 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you still wake up from nightmares of the horrific actions you have performed? Like nazi guards just following orders

[–] ArianaGrande 4 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, that's some 90s football shit

[–] ArianaGrande 7 points 1 year ago

This is some Football Manager shit

[–] ArianaGrande 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.

[–] ArianaGrande 5 points 1 year ago

Beautiful teamplay!

[–] ArianaGrande 3 points 1 year ago

It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!

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