555

joined 7 months ago
[–] 555 12 points 6 months ago

To be fair, I doubt he tries to remember most people because they mean nothing to him. He will simultaneously say he doesn’t know someone, but that they are “good people,” or a “great guy.”

[–] 555 2 points 6 months ago

Or perverted prison guards

[–] 555 0 points 6 months ago

Barbaric world *

[–] 555 3 points 6 months ago

Hopefully they use that money to built affordable housing on that land!

… not holding my breath.

[–] 555 4 points 6 months ago

That sounds like a you problem. I say, in a sassy joking tone. But really, premature ejaculation can be a problem. However, it’s one you can work on with your sexual partner. Try pulling the nuts. It could help prolong.

… that said, most of my fucking is done by random dudes I pick up and I dunno where those motherfuckers have been. So, there is a 0% chance I’ll accept any excuse not to bag it.

[–] 555 15 points 6 months ago

Is it another one about him fucking children?

[–] 555 2 points 6 months ago

Why are we even waiting for the “democrats” to do something? He’s got a smoking gun.

[–] 555 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Don’t expect it to tango; it has a broken back.

[–] 555 7 points 6 months ago

That’s the alcoholism.

[–] 555 22 points 6 months ago

Ginkgo Godfather.

[–] 555 3 points 6 months ago

Not to my knowledge. They lock that stuff down

[–] 555 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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