555

joined 7 months ago
[–] 555 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Well, so have you.

[–] 555 28 points 6 months ago (12 children)

Yeah but also charge less than $200k for a 3b 2b with a 2 car garage.

[–] 555 14 points 6 months ago

Zwicky Transient Facility

This just sounds like a methadone clinic.

[–] 555 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

“Witness” I’m guessing too young to ~~say a name~~ give names.

Edit: pointless pedantry

[–] 555 41 points 6 months ago (11 children)

I want Chinese competition to lower prices.

[–] 555 1 points 6 months ago

You got four walls? Lucky.

[–] 555 2 points 6 months ago

I guess that means you can add on to the house. Like one of those shanty towns.

[–] 555 -4 points 6 months ago

Squeal, piggy.

[–] 555 6 points 6 months ago (4 children)

So a two bedroom condo. Probably not what most people had in mind for that much work.

[–] 555 29 points 6 months ago (15 children)

“The secret playbook” a novel by Ted Cruz.

Teddy loved football, but wasn’t very good at it. He thought he could never help his college football team win the big game. Then one day Coach Thick caught Teddy sniffing used jock straps and introduced him to the rest of the boys. Now that Teddy is the new “tight end” in the locker room, he can finally prove he is the Most Valuable Pussy.

[–] 555 48 points 6 months ago

Nah, just targeting the low hanging fruit in a get rich quick scheme. I’m not crying though.

[–] 555 3 points 6 months ago

Oh wow thanks. They have good stuff.

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