555

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[–] 555 -4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh I don’t think the world matters. In fact, I’m super happy humanity is about to be wiped out of existence. We are all pieces of shit.

But you would think more people would be interested in saving it. A significant portion of humanity is uninterested in hearing about Global warming. Those people need to wake up.

[–] 555 42 points 6 months ago (9 children)

They never have any male sexbots. 🙄

Where are you, Gigolo Joe?

[–] 555 -5 points 6 months ago (10 children)

The squeaky wheel gets the oil. Obviously humanity is not being squeaky enough. Maybe if enough things are destroyed, The rest of the world will finally pay attention.

[–] 555 -5 points 6 months ago (23 children)

Normally I would say this damage was inappropriate. But, considering humanity is going to be eradicated in the next hundred years, give or take, I think maybe we should be doing more to slow that down.

[–] 555 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t that primarily for painting? Like procreate on tablets?

[–] 555 0 points 6 months ago

I’m sorry you were offended, but humor can often be offensive.

It was to suggest that Ted Cruz, like most Republicans are just closet homosexuals. There’s nothing bad about being homosexual, but there certainly is something bad about speaking out against them and then getting your dick sucked at an airport bathroom. Or in this case a poorly written “self published erotic novel.”

My point is to mock him and others like him for their hypocrisy. Most people find it funny, because they understand it’s a joke at that little fuckers expense. Unless you are Republican… Then I can understand why you might be offended.

Now that I have explained my intention and you no longer have a reason to be offended, lighten up and get a giggle out of it.

[–] 555 -1 points 6 months ago

False equivalence

[–] 555 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I’d settle for anything better that GIMP 🤮

[–] 555 15 points 6 months ago (9 children)

Affinity Photo, Affinity Designer, Affinity Publisher

Sorry, no linux versions.

[–] 555 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Catholics and their exorcisms are about the same.

[–] 555 26 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Life in prison.

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