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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

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This sub reminds me of an ad I saw in a magazine sometime in the late 80's/ early 90's (lemmy.ca)
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"How to get thousands of people to send you money with little to no effort. Send $5 and a self addressed stamped envelope to..."

I've always wondered how many people fell for that.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Send one dollar to Happy Dude. 742 Evergreen Terrace Springfield.

Eternal happiness is just a dollar away!

[–] satanmat 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well. … don’t leave me hanging. WHAT is your address? I totally want to learn how to get people to send me money!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Elf #49

123 North Pole lane

North Pole

H0H 0H0

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

There's potential there. You could offer zipper insurance for $5 at outlet stores. If the zipper jams or gets too goofed to function you got their back.

Still a better deal than buying the extended warranty for things.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

the honest and transparent pyramid scheme