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[–] inspxtr 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm confused, and maybe naive. How are CSS/HTML and JS frameworks web stuff on the "Doesn't give a shit about open source" axis?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Was thinking the same about PHP :D Maybe because the license allows it to be used in proprietary software?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

@garfaagel @inspxtr I think he’s saying that if you use open standards on closed source/“if it ain’t broke” systems? Kinda like how Apple mostly takes from Open Source with little give back to the communities it benefits from??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah I feel like that's pretty squarely next to debian as traditional and open source.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

As a PHP developer, why did no one tell me I am supposed to not give a fuck about FOSS??

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's wrong with notepad.exe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It is not as good an IDE as PowerPoint imo, hard to be productive with the mere notepad. Not even mentionning the lack of comic sans ms /s

[–] MetaCubed 3 points 1 year ago

Join the future, switch to notepad++

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Both top sides made me exclaim in joy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

PHP isn't open source? Damn, for some reason I can't take back my contribution.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I use things in all 4 quadrants. Ahhhhh!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Your compass is spinning lmao.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes, that's called a rad-centrist. Takes ideas from all quadrants.

[–] psilves1 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

So... A typical compass meme.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Marxism-Leninism-Debianism ftw. But I also need thigh highs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I have an existential crisis...

At work I develop for windows servers with vs code, which I also use at home on my Arch powered ThinkPad ...

WHAT AM I!?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The enlightened centrist.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This literally makes zero sense at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Why am I in every square except blue simultaneously?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Surprisingly accurate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

holy c in lib right

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

“JS frameworks like node”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Gentoo go brrr

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aren't a lot of open source libraries and languages initially open sourced from faang? I'm using Airflow at work, which is a descendant of something Facebook open sourced. Pretty sure all of them open sourced a bunch of of their data center designs too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Initially open-sourced? No.

FAANG jumped on the open source bandwagon once they realised they could not complete with the Linux dev ecosystem, and so hastily implemented drivers and other open source tech built on existing FOSS libraries and concepts.

They've contributed a lot, but they built upon existing frameworks pioneered by linux/FSF

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Airflow actually started as internal project at Airbnb.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ah woops, that's right, mixed that up. PyTorch is the one we use from Facebook.