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I gave them 20 million years, and they still haven't made a telescope.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Refraction kinda messes with underwater telescopes, maybe grant them legs or something so they can leave the waters to make telescopes? Why start with Dolphins, btw? I started with Birds and they got all the way to Star Wars before the 17th million year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I figured dolphins were in that sweet spot where they were smart enough to be curious about exploring the external world, but not so smart that I'd have to worry about them realizing I was manipulating them and revolting against me the way humans might. I did consider crows and parrots as alternative options, but I didn't want to use animals that small because I didn't want to have to worry about the loss of knowledge every time one of the smarter ones gets eaten by a predator. In retrospect, elephants might actually have been a better starting choice... wish I'd thought of that before they went nearly extinct.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No thumbs and swimming around and goofing off with your frens is more fun than engineering

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Why the fuck do they need a telescope?

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