this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

People don't understand that the average programmer's EQ is in the top decile because they're forced to work through the stages of grief several thousand times a year

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

declares the bug a feature ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Relatable...

[โ€“] gestalt 3 points 1 year ago

Ah great, just reached the acceptance stage of my cycle. Decided to browse Lemmy instead of quake and found this gem :)

[โ€“] MakuNagetto 2 points 1 year ago

A few years into my career I started identifying bugs that are too deeply rooted within the spaghetti. For those, I just skip to step 5 instantly. Not worth the 2 years worth of reduced life expectancy trying to fix this shit.

[โ€“] earthquake 1 points 1 year ago

IMO just skip to step five. Here, you can download Ironwail here: https://github.com/andrei-drexler/ironwail/releases