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I keep hearing from carnists how they eat ethically sourced meat. I've tried multiple ways to extract meat from animals (ethically ofc) but they just keep dying :((( Plz help I'm told I need the nutrients from meat but I can't figure out how to get it ethically.

Vegan btdubs

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[–] Dangy 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just get meat from my uncle's farm. He does everything humane - and because he's right down the street, its also local!

[–] dioxy 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

very cool thanks, how does he ethically get the meat tho?? Share the secrets

[–] adidson 8 points 1 year ago

Simple! He brutally murders them, but in an ethical way

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Two words:🐈🥓

[–] ayyndrew 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's really not that hard, just think to yourself "If lab grown meat was cheaper, tastier, healthier, more widely available, and more aesthetically pleasing than animal meat, I would switch to it" and you can enjoy that Big Mac guilt free!

[–] nova 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As long as future me is good, present me can be a piece of shit! Love it!

[–] ayyndrew 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And remember, the future never arrives ;)

[–] nova 1 points 1 year ago

Even better

[–] pizzaiolo 6 points 1 year ago

Download Grindr

[–] BadassSoyDaddy 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's ethical if the animal chooses their fate. Consent matters. So I put a nice big 'donate your flesh' sign next to my bear traps. Even got a juicy hiker once!