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Russia Memes

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Memes from or about Russia. Also Ukraine, Belarus and few other countries. Translation to English is advised.

Мемы из/про Россию. Также можно про Украину, Белоруссию и другие страны. Посты рекомендуется переводить на англ для инлеммингов.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by uis to c/russiamemes
 

My country has everything,

Oil it has and gas it has,

Coal it has and nickel has,

Aluminium it has plenty,

It has gold and dimonds,

It has emeralds, topazes.

How it came: country has all it,

But for people none to eat?

How it came: country has all it,

But the people live in shit?

My country has everything,

It has grain and meat it has,

It has salmon and sturgeon,

They are full of caviar,

It has vegetables and fruits,

Many milk-based products,

How it came: products has it,

But for people none to eat?

How it came: country has all it,

But the people live in shit?

My country has everything,

Governors it has,

Mayors has and vices has,

Vices own vices have.

Utilities, police it has,

Traffic police in the bushes,

And guys from Forbes it has -

Citizens of other country,

Generals and deputies,

Communists and democrats,

How it came: they are a thing

And they are eating everything?

They with comfort live in it,

Where the people live in shit?

All the people live in shit,

But the shit lives well in it.

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[–] RedditWanderer 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Now him and his wife will win an all expenses paid trip out of a window. Russia has that too

[–] uis 1 points 1 year ago

He moved to... Israel...

[–] uis 1 points 1 year ago

"How the country has all it" sounds better