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[–] AdamEatsAss 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Some say the programmer is the best tester. I say the user is the best tester. That's why I do not test anything.

[–] gravalicious 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Very profound, AdamEatsAss.

[–] AdamEatsAss 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you. I minored in philosophy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AdamEatsAss 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Take a guess. I'll give you a hint, I'm employeed.

[–] not_woody_shaw 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AdamEatsAss 2 points 1 year ago

Yes a bachelor of arts in ass studies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only valid response here. Better let prod user test my code. I have better things to do.

[–] AdamEatsAss 1 points 1 year ago

Who knows how it should work better than the end user?

[–] rskn 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm working on someone else's code right now and when I think I fixed one thing I break three more. I'm at the point where I just want to build this thing from scratch.

I don't know which one is gonna be more effort.

[–] SeeMinusMinus 1 points 1 year ago

Recently I was trying to get a game to work. The game worked fine on windows but had issues on linux and I wanted it to work on linux so I got the source code and tried to compile it. It was some modded quake 3 thingy but the code followed some weird standard that wasn't C99 or C89. Both gcc and clang where having issues so I gave up. I was thinking about forking it other and making a modern version of it but I have other projects.

[–] Jnofo 4 points 1 year ago

What is this "testing" you speak of?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What if it's b o t h