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[โ€“] ghostdoggtv 2 points 1 year ago

The name of the tool doesn't matter, the subject of the OP is still a sinner ๐Ÿ‘น

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I recommend SQLitany when flexing your cross joined faith in the DB (daily bread).

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Reminder that alchemy didn't go away, it evolved into modern chemistry. So of you think alchemy is occult then you better take a good look at all the engineered chemicals around you and either accept your place in hell or go live in a cave.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hehe. I get it. But it's not really true. It's like saying a horse evolved into a car or an Ox into a tractor. Just because it replaced it or did the same job doesn't mean it's related or the initial thing didn't go away. Alchemy is putting together random substances to create gold. Chemistry is backed by science and rooted in reality. It's probably closer related to cooking (where you also mix substances) than to alchemy ๐Ÿ˜‰ Pseudoscience didn't do away, but I'm positive alchemy did.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fair point!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Is there a link to the original post? I want to see the replies. Unfortunately I can't find it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My favourite is a forum question about a first-person shooter called "Still Not Dead" where you are chased by zombies, floating skulls and spiders carrying upside-down crucifixes: Does this have any satanic references in it?. Good quotes:

I would buy the game if it didn't have any of that stuff in it.

I already told you why, I hate 666 and pentagrams

Preach!

We definitely need more games changed. I consider it to be the major victory when we petitioned that satanic game DOOM to be changed and got Super 3D Noah's Ark

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